Today I started reading my science fiction compilation book. I finished the first of the nineteen stories that make it up--a 10 page short called "Anomalies" by Gregory Benford. By all means it wasn't a bad story, but it left something to be desired. It was the kind of story that you read and forget--one that tells a story to the outermost layers of your consciousness, requiring little reflection and lacking in any real substance that would make an audience applaud. I got to thinking--and I decided that if this guy can be published then why not me? Surely this can't be the craziest idea in the world!
Tonight is my night to cook for the youngsters (Mara and Leah). Leah is in the other room wearing her scarf...indoors...which only reminds me of Stuff White People Like (one of my favorite websites), which includes "wearing scarves (at inappropriate times)". This is odd because while most of the entries on the site are right on target, its only Mara who is typical from my family. Back on topic: I'm cooking tortellini alfredo.
Continuing down their path of treachery and lies, women have started donning the Booty Pop...first padded bras and now padded panties...FINALLY! I guess I was pretty fed up with normal sized butts and its about time that this was made. There's really no reason for any girl not to own one of these and its hard to believe that our society has limped on for so long without it. /sarcasm
Not much else to say today--have a good one!
"Silence and Valor"
-B
Hm... I think the butt lifting jeans seem like they'd be more effective than "booty pop".
ReplyDeleteI wear knit hats at inappropriate times/places. I feel like that's in the same category with scarves.
hahaha yeah but less trendy--only if you wear knit caps with tony hawk teeshirts?
ReplyDeleteOr Ed Hardy?
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