Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Groundhog Day 2010

So the verdict is in for this year: winter will be another six weeks long! That is, depending on your sources...Turns out Punxatawney Phil isn't the only groundhog--but one of many. Rather he is the original among scores of posers including Buckeye Chuck, Staten Island Chuck, Jimmy the Groundhog, and General Lee Groundhog. Turns out there are a lot of states that have poser groundhogs that each failed to see their shadow. Don't fall into their web of lies, these groundhogs bear nothing but deceit and malcontent. We all know that there can be only one--and Phil's less popular cronies just don't hack it.

"Silence and Valor"
-B

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